Blizzard Music Contest Entry - WOW Owns You

Blizzard Music Contest Entry - WOW Owns You

An upbeat comedy song about WoW addiction. Full vocals and music included. Pokes fun at many aspects of the game while paying homage to one of the best games ever made.

“WoW Owns You” By: Richie Truxillo

Verse 1

I run home from school and log in this game

Seeking gold, phat loot and fame

We’re Hitting AV to farm some honor

And maybe slay me an Ebay farmer

Hop on a griffin to Iron-Forge, Gonna buy a new blue sword

I see one for sale, it’s cheap in shout

Hit the auctionhouse and I lag out

Your guild sucks, and I am the uber

So-and-so’s a ninja looter

I got ganked now I’m gonna cry

Been queued for an hour and I don’t know why

Chorus

And We’re all playing WoW!

And we’re addicted now

And you are not alone

So let’s group up and go own!

Verse 2

You are the ghey, Wow is the real

Luckily, newegg has a great deal

On a new Nvidia video card

Cause my frame rate lags real hard

And Ladies, how about all the males

Who try to pick you up in game

Or AFKing out of battlegrounds

Gimping your team is lame

I am sick of getting tells

To go buy gold online

Gonna tell them where to stick it

Right where the sun don’t shine

Bridge

It’s something virtual

It’s virtually impossible

To quit playing at half past two

To leave and use the bathroom

You might say that WoW is owning you

Chorus 2

And We’re all playing WoW!

And we’re addicted now

And you are not alone

So let’s group up and go own!

Verse 3

My IQ has dropped, and now I know why

All your school teachers would cry

Cause noone can spell, or type very well

The English language has just died

And now some newbie begs for gold

I promptly put him on ignore

And then I hearth out and go log

Cause I just can’t take anymore

But I know I will be back soon

It’s so fun I can’t stay away

We’re all so Hopelessly addicted

And WoW is here to stay!

Outro Chorus

(WoW is here to stay) Overlayed

And We’re all playing WoW!

And we’re addicted now

And you are not alone

So let’s group up and go own!

And We’re all playing WoW!

And we’re addicted now

And you are not alone

So let’s group up and go own!

©2005 Richie Truxillo, All Rights Reserved.