Alien Sex Ed

Alien Sex Ed

The Alien Queen has become fascinated with human sexuality, due to empathic input from the mutated Pig Cops.

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Title : Alien Sex Ed

Filename : Asxed3.map

Author : Derty Dawgg

Email Address : [email protected]

WARNING! Rated XXX! For ADULTS ONLY!

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THIS USER-MADE LEVEL IS NOT ENDORSED OR

SUPPORTED BY 3D REALMS. 3D REALMS IS NOT

RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OR LIABILITIES

ASSOCIATED WITH THE USE OF THIS USER LEVEL.

THEY HAD NUTHIN' TO DO WITH IT! I DONE IT!

I DONE IT ALL! AND I'D DO IT AGAIN, TOO, SEE?!

Single Player : Yes

No Co-operative

No DukeMatch

Difficulty Settings : No

New Sounds : No

New Graphics : Oh Yeah!

New Music : No

Demos Replaced : None

* Construction*

Base : From Scratch

Editor used : Build

Build Time : What year is it now?

Known Bugs : Sometimes the Random Lights After Shot Out Doesn't

work in the small green coccoon room.

* If art files read: .art.art, delete

the second .art Also, you might try to delete

the .art extensions completely, run Duke for a

moment, then go back into the Duke directory

and put the .art back on.

System Requirements : Pentium, 32MB or more RAM,

4MB graphics card.

* Copyright / Permissions*

Do whatever you want with it--I stole/borrowed graphics from several sources:

Credit is due to The Mechanic, for his art tiles 005, 003, 002, 017, 019. (I

"modified" Tiles005.art)

I also used graphics from Dethworld (His documentation is included.)

Some of the game is based on Duke Screw'Em 38D, available from Dragon

Publishing.(If you want to see a TOTALLY pornograhic game, then find it

on the Internet and order it.)

The level contains celebrities and celebrity lookalikes-You decide fact

from fiction. (Celebrity sprites include Ginger Spice and Elle Mcphearson,

also a photo of an X-Files star, when she was younger. Lara Croft also drops

by wearing a ponytail and a submachinegun, plus there's photo of a girl named

Daisy from America's Funniest. I strung together the Dancing Demi animation;)

Not all of the lights are destructable; find the ones that are:)

Again, this Level Is For ADULTS ONLY! It is rated XXX!

Don't Email me with complaints that Little Johhny got his morals corrupted--

I give ample warning both here and in the opening of the level.

If you don't want to see pornograghy, DON'T PLAY THIS LEVEL!

This is the third and final revision (YAY!) of asxed.

There will be no more.

STORYLINE:

The Alien Queen has become fascinated with human sexuality, due to

empathic input from the mutated Pig Cops. ( The Alien hive is a semi-collective,

similar too, but not nearly as complete as The Borg from Star Trek.)

An old research facility used to study -you guessed it- Human Sexuality

is refitted using captured Alien technology.

Earth Defense Force has learned about the Queens new interest, and has

set the trap; once she is in her Sexual Empathic Input Chamber, she is extremely

vulnerable, since she is enclosed in a powerful forcefield equipped with a

locking mechanism activated by Duke's Bio Readings.

Unknown to the Queen, a secret encrypted program re-activates the "inactive"

Escape Pod / Destruct System upon sensing Duke's approach, catching her by

surprise. (Hopefully!)

Duke is only told that he must "Seek and Destroy", because the

equipment in the facility might sense his true mission. (If he knew it.) Only at

the last minute is Duke sent a message telling him the true Mission Objective.

The Alien hive is empathically linked by a psychotronic relay system;

the planetary uplink is located on the tower in the gigantic room just before

you reach the Queen's chamber. Destroy it, and all of the Aliens who have been

equipped with genitalia, which is most of them,(The Queen needs a LOT of input!)

will be cut off from the Queen and lose control of their own sexual urges. They'll

all fuck themselves to death!

Or wait until you reach the Queen's chamber, and hit the Auto Destruct.

The Queen's chamber is unguarded except for a single laser turret

for rodent control. (She wants her privacy.)

Or maybe it's all just an excuse to play with dirty pictures;)