Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - More carnal adventures for the lusty argonian maid

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - More carnal adventures for the lusty argonian maid

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This mod adds 2 new stories/excerpts to the Lusty Argonian maid book. I decided to write them like Mel Brooks History of the World Part I. IE, the main character from History of the World part I (played by mel brooks) was in every scene across time. The Lusty Argonian Maid now takes part in her carnal adventures with Tiber Septim, the original Crantius Colto, and Belisarius, father of the nevaverine, at different times in the history of Tamriel.

Select excerpts:

Lifts-Her-Tail: Your Majesty, my deepest, deepest regrets.

Septim: Oh, nevermind dear cherib. (He hastily throws an evening robe on.) [A pause] Perhaps oh Flower, you may lend aid to the Empire.

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Narrator: An Old man, lonely and tired, sits by the warm fire, sipping on a quart of good ale. His name was Belisarius. His thoughts wander back to the days of prime, and to him, nothing passes faster than time. He remembers warring with the great houses of Morrowind and of fighting the occasional Nord incursion. If only he had a child to carry on his legacy.

Lusty Argonian Maid:

Adds 2 new stories, or should I say carnal adventures, to the same book. If you already have a copy in your inventory,

the stories will be there waiting for you.

Extract the esp to C:\program files\Oblivion\data\lam

If you are going to use this, give me credit. Bethesda, if you want to stick this in a DLC, pay me!