Fried Potatoes and Pineapples

Fried Potatoes and Pineapples

An early morning deathmatch in a cyberpunk future...

fried potatoes and pineapples

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3 cups dehydrated potatoes (must be dehydrated)

1 cup spare rockets

1 cup electrical fusion

1/2 cup outdated engine

1/2 cup whoopass

2 cups whole victims

Salt and pepper, to taste

giblet oil, for frying

zombiesauce, for dipping

rehydrate potatoes by soaking them in a bowl of cold water

to soften, then drain in a colander. wrap opponents in rocket

blasts and squeeze out excess life. add the 3d engine, giblet

oil, onion, and matzoh meal to the potatoes.

Whip blood with a whisk, until frothy. add the giblet mixture,

a little at a time, to the potatoes until mixture is bound.

potato and giblet mixture should be firm (versus runny). season

with free for all and tournament deathmatch play.

serve with prepared zombiesauce for dipping.

yield: unlimited frags

enjoy it....

- kayin

fellow chefs

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worldcraft bum ben morris

id software produce check

momma for the fried potatoes

www.qmap.org messageboard puds

taste testers

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josh kemp

bobby mokry

justin adcock

preparation

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map name - ffp.bsp

file size - 788kb

author - kayin

real name - jamis eichenauer

e-mail - [email protected]

simmer time - 1 month, on and off

editor - worldcraft 1.6b

dining information

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single player - taste test only

co-op - monsters not included

deathmatch - 1-1 tourney and 3-5 ffa recommended

headhunters - altar pre-coded, 3-5 ffa for max pleasure

# of dm starts - six

recipe origin

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all textures spawn from rorshach's jackboot collection, with the

standard quake clip, triggy and wavy black telly thrown in for

good flavour. do ror a favor and check out his sexy website at

http://www.planetquake.com/rorshach/